dont you hate it when your reading a smut fic and someone asks you to do something
and you cant say no so its just yeahwhat ever okay


and then next thing you fucing know your cooking someones fucking pasta for like 20 minutes

just thinking
i dont give ashit about your bloody linguine
all i give a shit about is spock passionately fucking the shit out of kirk  you hear me ?





fuuuuucking hell i hat e evneerytihnghkkdfhsfdgs