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okay,  so at dinnre today, we were talking.
and I'm telling my brother about his thing that happened at school.
which is my friend has this drama assignment to parody someold greek thing.
and Im talking about it, remembering what happend at school, and im at hte end, and I start laughing at it alot.
he calls me sadistic cause of that, and i ask him how, he says cuz im laughing, and i explain its cuz what we were doing while talking about it at school.

but he doesnt just take that, he still calls me sadistic, and asks the whole motherfucking table about it in which he retells the story so differently!(see bottom about MORE ranting of him ALWAYS doing this.)

and then later in the kitchen he was cleanign the cutting board, and says "now i pat dry." then, "time to call pat"
and he and my mom laugh at it. i say i dont get it, and my mom says, "you know, like a person named pat?" and Yeah, no duh, "i got that was what he meant, but i dont get how its funny."
and then there all quiet so I say, "heh, maybe it'd make sence to me if you said time to call dry." (heh, do YOU get it?)
they just look at me weird, so i try and explainit, but then I ask again, how the call pat thing was funny, and my brother just says it just is, cuz its liek the name, just go away, and crap  like that.
For like EVER.

and then they start making fun of my sence of humor, and its just like, I dont CARE, just answer my question!
and neither of them ARE, and i say "i just dont get it because if pat dry were a name and thats how you were using it in that sentence, it wouldnt be complete. its sounds weird if that were a name in such coincidence"
and my borther is like "Oh my god... this isnt even qu-- debating anymre! its plain out fight -- yelling!"
and itsliek OMG! how is THAT just yelling? it made sence, it was valid. it was more debating than anything ELSE i had said!!!!

and so im like. yeah,I would stop asking if you would ANSWER me, butyou arent, im sorry i just dont GET it, but im asking you to explain it so could you? then ill shut up and leave. I dont care if its still funny or not when you explain it, I just want to get it!"
his reply?
"oh, just go away!"
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CONTINUEING RANT about brother always changing up storys while explaining.((he woulld SUCK at telephone))
seriously, he always does it. expecially when telling relatives about my sister when shes not around

cuz, shes got this friend edgar, and her boyfriend Fernando. and catherine met one of them through the other.
she has never dated Edgar, and neither have expressed a want to date(loosely used word.) each other.
Edgar is just her friend and they go out with their other friends to lounges alot.
So, hes talking about this with my grandmother,  saying that shes gonna cause trouble having the two guys, a

and im like, "Dude, Edgar is Fernandos FRIEND. its not---"(was going to say,'its not like that' but i was cut off. he always yells at ME for cutitng him off.)
"His friend? HA, thats even worse!"
So i tell him to shut the hell up, and explain what its is to my grandma.

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im ending my Bitch fit here. still hella fucking pissed at him. sorry for any speeling mistakes.