Thursday, January 5, 2012

Omg, this is awesome.

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
its like ad-lib fanfiction. lmao.

check it out, its awesome. Heresthe one it gave me. ((i might.... post a few of these  . . .sorry.XD))

To Broadly Punch

Steven and Ben were celebrating a shy Valentine's Day together. Steven had cooked a bright dinner and they ate on a plane by candlelight.

"My darling," Ben said, stroking Steven's face, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Steven. "It is but a gay token of my rainbow-y love."

Steven opened the box. Inside was a colorful table! He gazed at it coolly. Then he gazed at Ben coolly. "It's gastly," Steven said. "Come here and let me punch you."

Just then, a jealously crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Like rain in the spring time. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a stupid voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Ben read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other zestfully as the crone cackled some more. Steven's knee began to tremble. Then Ben shrugged, pulled out a spoon, and hit the crone on her ear. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Steven said and kissed Ben coaxingly. "This is a bold Valentine's Day!"

They evenly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they punched each other all night long.

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