http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
its like ad-lib fanfiction. lmao.
check it out, its awesome. Heresthe one it gave me. ((i might.... post a few of these . . .sorry.XD))
To Broadly Punch
Steven and Ben were celebrating a shy Valentine's Day together. Steven
had cooked a bright dinner and they ate on a plane by candlelight.
"My darling," Ben said, stroking Steven's face, "I have something for
you." He gave a box to Steven. "It is but a gay token of my rainbow-y
love."
Steven opened the box. Inside was a colorful table! He gazed at it
coolly. Then he gazed at Ben coolly. "It's gastly," Steven said. "Come
here and let me punch you."
Just then, a jealously crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Like rain
in the spring time. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a stupid
voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Ben read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other zestfully as the crone cackled some more.
Steven's knee began to tremble. Then Ben shrugged, pulled out a spoon,
and hit the crone on her ear. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Steven said and kissed Ben coaxingly. "This is a bold Valentine's Day!"
They evenly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they punched each other all night long.
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