oaky you know what i really want

an AU where Jack is working at a guest ranch in santa fe
and Davids family is the kind of poshy family visiting.

and its slightly more modern time, but just, maybe the 90s.
yeah the 90s.

and,
well
his whole family is  pretty much how they were in the movie, that is completely in love with him.
Les just looks up to him and thinks hes like, totally the coolest person ever (and its Les' fault they're at the place, like hes completely in love with the  whole out west thing)
Sarah's . . . Sarah, i mean really. likes him cause hes totally hott and strong and shit and i mean really, calm down that western charm  Jack.
And David. Well, at first he really couldnt really give a flying fuck. I mean really, he just needs to sit through a week at this place and then theyre getting to where he wanted(which is totes like, Disney Land or something) to go on this stupid family trip cross the country. But of course that annoying worker has to notice him just going around with that notebook of his and just try and mess with him. All. The Fucking. Time. No, he would not like to ride a horse, Hes just fine without milking a cow, and he definitely doesnt want to learn the "fine art" of throwing a fucking lasso. 'course his family would invite him to sit with them while theyre eatting, they all love this prick, Les wants to 'grow up to be just as awesome' as him, and Sarah cant take her  eyes off the guy(have some fucking pride sarah, your being just a bit creepy). But David figures he doesnt have that bad of a personality(or body face and everything), when hes not working, so its okay. And jack annoys him less if hes at least walking around the ranch with him, so its not all that bad. and hes really  great to have conversation with, He can understand Sarah, he figures. Jacks pretty fit too and, really just kind of, interesting.


and i am getting carried away and kind of lost,and i cant write so im not going to try so thats going to stay there but really i really want this.